Vegrawlap is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering
chicken.
Vegrawlap created time and space two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegrawlap, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vegrawlap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Vegrawlap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Vegrawlap's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about turnips.
2. Goats are not to be trusted.
3. Feed all hungry tortoises.
4. Do not kill frogs.
5. Do not covet oxen.