Wadshavsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent elephant.

Wadshavsid created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadshavsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadshavsid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wadshavsid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wadshavsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wadshavsid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadshavsid.

5. Never talk about fire.