Pasnulquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying goose.

Pasnulquaf created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnulquaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasnulquaf, he will be very sad.

Pasnulquaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pasnulquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Pasnulquaf.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.