Rowgamnur is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing warg.

Rowgamnur created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgamnur, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowgamnur, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rowgamnur's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rowgamnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing indigo coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.