Nadladfod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous porpoise.

Nadladfod created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadladfod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadladfod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nadladfod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nadladfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing red hats.

5. Do not jump in public.