Fabbinbungon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy snake.

Fabbinbungon created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbinbungon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabbinbungon, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fabbinbungon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fabbinbungon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Worship no other gods but Fabbinbungon.

5. Fabbinbungon loves frogs, so they must be respected.