Fidgetbun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able naga.

Fidgetbun created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgetbun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidgetbun, she will strike you with lightening.

Fidgetbun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fidgetbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Fidgetbun on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Fidgetbun's name in vain.