Mabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring walrus.

Mabgon created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabgon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mabgon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.