Wabominbut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humorless lizard.

Wabominbut created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabominbut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabominbut, he will torture you forever.

Wabominbut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wabominbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing cyan trousers and balancing nine lead spheres on your back.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.