Gesswatdad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable beaver.

Gesswatdad created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesswatdad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gesswatdad, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gesswatdad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gesswatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Gesswatdad's name in vain.

4. Retreat if six rats approach from the south.

5. Gesswatdad loves mice, so they must be honoured.