Nurtflissigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless fairy.

Nurtflissigceb created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtflissigceb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurtflissigceb, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nurtflissigceb's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nurtflissigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurtflissigceb.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.