Betbogbif is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet wasp.

Betbogbif created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betbogbif, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Betbogbif, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Betbogbif's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Betbogbif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Betbogbif loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Betbogbif.