Ditbughin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty wren.

Ditbughin created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbughin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ditbughin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ditbughin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ditbughin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Feed all hungry whales.