Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing goblin.

Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lanjatzannilcebstikbasskik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing gray tights.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.