Zanbellnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable deer.

Zanbellnarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbellnarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanbellnarl, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zanbellnarl's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zanbellnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zanbellnarl.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.