Fomlablib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Fomlablib created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomlablib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fomlablib, he will not invite you to parties.

Fomlablib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fomlablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fomlablib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about gravity near horses while wearing green jumpers.

5. Fomlablib loves ducks, so they must be respected.