Sogfunfud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish centaur.

Sogfunfud created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfunfud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sogfunfud, he will turn you into a slug.

Sogfunfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sogfunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Do not chop down trees.