Sogfunfud is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish
centaur.
Sogfunfud created matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sogfunfud, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sogfunfud, he will turn you into a slug.
Sogfunfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Sogfunfud's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never eat grapes.
4. Do not eat carrots.
5. Do not chop down trees.