Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong goat.

Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fligcetcumgidpodcibkopwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Never talk about cell theory.