Appveenmat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing mole.

Appveenmat created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appveenmat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appveenmat, she will destroy your home planet.

Appveenmat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Appveenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Appveenmat on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.