Henfaskamsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet deer.

Henfaskamsat created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henfaskamsat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Henfaskamsat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Henfaskamsat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Henfaskamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Henfaskamsat loves voles, so they must be honoured.