Nablingum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish scorpion.

Nablingum created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablingum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nablingum, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nablingum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nablingum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nablingum on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.