Hitdossfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet goblin.

Hitdossfeb created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdossfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hitdossfeb, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hitdossfeb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hitdossfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the east.