Hitdossfeb is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, quiet
goblin.
Hitdossfeb created humankind two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitdossfeb, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hitdossfeb, she will turn you into a mouse.
Hitdossfeb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Hitdossfeb's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
3. Never think about chlorophyll.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Pray towards the east.