Rutlimkan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow swan.

Rutlimkan created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutlimkan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutlimkan, it will turn you into a frog.

Rutlimkan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rutlimkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.