Yog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind penguin.

Yog created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yog, he will cry a lot.

Yog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Yog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yog.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. You must pray to Yog nine times a day.