Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful jellyfish.

Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep, it will laugh at you.

Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Gilquillpoglidyoklamcep loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.