Garflistam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind wyrm.

Garflistam created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garflistam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garflistam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Garflistam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Garflistam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Garflistam.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.