Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous toad.

Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. You must love Mitnarlbugominpopwegcid.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.