Guncepmin is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, selfish
spider.
Guncepmin created energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Guncepmin, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Guncepmin, it will ignore you.
Guncepmin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Guncepmin's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Do not hurt ducks.