Guncepmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish spider.

Guncepmin created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guncepmin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guncepmin, it will ignore you.

Guncepmin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Guncepmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not hurt ducks.