Vogwegdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain naga.

Vogwegdob created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogwegdob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogwegdob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vogwegdob's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vogwegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vogwegdob.

2. Run away from purple gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Vogwegdob loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.