Bustargbog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain slug.

Bustargbog created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bustargbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bustargbog, it will curse you with boils.

Bustargbog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bustargbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Bustargbog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.