Sandbatzagtaflist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omnipotent gorilla.

Sandbatzagtaflist created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbatzagtaflist, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandbatzagtaflist, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sandbatzagtaflist's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sandbatzagtaflist's Holy Commandments

1. Sandbatzagtaflist must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always look after injured rats.