Quimnulyat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart wyrm.

Quimnulyat created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnulyat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimnulyat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimnulyat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Quimnulyat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

2. Quimnulyat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill goats.