Kipnanwegbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kipnanwegbun created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Kipnanwegbun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kipnanwegbun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kipnanwegbun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kipnanwegbun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.