Shavgess is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent hyena.

Shavgess created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavgess, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavgess, he will turn you into a puffin.

Shavgess' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Shavgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to sheep while wearing stockings.

2. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Hide from purple mites for they are unholy.