Fudmiglap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing raccoon.

Fudmiglap created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudmiglap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudmiglap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fudmiglap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fudmiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Hide from green geese for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.