Narlnarham is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive warg.

Narlnarham created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnarham, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narlnarham, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Narlnarham's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Narlnarham's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back cyan.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shave your arms.