Bellappxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent fairy.

Bellappxuck created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellappxuck, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellappxuck, it will turn you into a plant.

Bellappxuck's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bellappxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed lots of rice to voles while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.