Fligcepstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong porpoise.

Fligcepstrag created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcepstrag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fligcepstrag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fligcepstrag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fligcepstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Fligcepstrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. You must pray to Fligcepstrag seven times a day.