Capbellquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able ant.

Capbellquam created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbellquam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capbellquam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Capbellquam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Capbellquam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Capbellquam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capbellquam.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.