Cadnilltab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless toad.

Cadnilltab created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadnilltab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadnilltab, she will think nothing of it.

Cadnilltab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cadnilltab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near monkeys while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to doves while wearing cyan rings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not wear white clothing.