Rotdamged is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody seal.

Rotdamged created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdamged, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotdamged, she will turn you into a duck.

Rotdamged's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rotdamged's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.