Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent goblin.

Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Libnuttafhudtofbifbugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.