Cusstapstip is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient
finch.
Cusstapstip created dark energy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Cusstapstip, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cusstapstip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cusstapstip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Cusstapstip's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cusstapstip in the centre of the settlement.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Do not take Cusstapstip's name in vain.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Do not wear orange clothing.