Narfedspagwodvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent fish.

Narfedspagwodvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Narfedspagwodvog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Narfedspagwodvog, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Narfedspagwodvog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Narfedspagwodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to sheep while wearing indigo shoes.

2. Hide if nine shrews approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Worship no other gods but Narfedspagwodvog.

5. Do not covet oxen.