Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive slug.

Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim, he will turn you into a worm.

Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hunpiblim Rullzignad Witbessdim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never mention geese.