Vighunmadsatstan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane badger.

Vighunmadsatstan created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vighunmadsatstan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vighunmadsatstan, it will think nothing of it.

Vighunmadsatstan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vighunmadsatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Always obey Vighunmadsatstan's priests.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
Votes: 30       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god