Latxencamwat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy hyena.

Latxencamwat created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latxencamwat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Latxencamwat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latxencamwat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Latxencamwat's Holy Commandments

1. Latxencamwat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt voles.
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