Jarntamcip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous
swan.
Jarntamcip created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarntamcip, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jarntamcip, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Jarntamcip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Jarntamcip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
2. Never eat wheat.
3. Never feed lots of rice to shrews while wearing green shorts.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.