Wanwotbamligcem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable shark.

Wanwotbamligcem created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwotbamligcem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanwotbamligcem, he will turn you into a rock.

Wanwotbamligcem's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wanwotbamligcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Wanwotbamligcem loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanwotbamligcem.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always look after injured sheep.