Misbiffeb Flagkadvon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Misbiffeb Flagkadvon created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbiffeb Flagkadvon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misbiffeb Flagkadvon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Misbiffeb Flagkadvon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Misbiffeb Flagkadvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.